MAN THOUGHTS THE FIRST. CAN I GET A WITNESS? POSSIBLY.

TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHT, I NOW HAS BLOG.
What to place here then? What man nuggets may i impart to you?

Well first of all i despise google now. We always got on pretty well, google and i, until this here day. Today i asked for a picture of a shark riding a unicorn out of an explosion. This is apparently a task too much for the internet. So the background jpg you see behind you will have to do.

Today i recorded a song, it was fun but also very macho. if you cannot grow a beard you are not allowed to record a song with us. Unless you are a hot girl.

Alanis Morrisette is a traitor to her country. I shall not give reasons for this, just know that it is true.

Some people bleed blood, i bleed VENGEANCE AND BEER.

I like Americans, i really do. Though they insist on using the phrase "boogeyman". This always gives me an image of a child terrified of a man in tight trousers who will not let disco die. Mother! Mother! John Travolta is under my bed!". I would put a slayer record on to rid myself of this disco survivor.

I am good at video games, this is true, but even i was unprepared for the difficulty of castlevania; lords of shadow. This thing is kicking my ass. In a good way though.

this is all i am willing to comment on for now. this is a picture i hold dear to my black, black heart.