MAN THOUGHTS THE SECOND: IN WHICH THE FRACTAL CURVE MUTATES INTO A THING.

There is something in the water.
A shark.
Our Shark.

This shark is no ordainary shark. Why? Because this shark is made of predjudice, my friend.


DEADMAU5 GOOD. PEZ TELLET BAD.

Poor people listen to urban music. University students and people with decent jobs don't. If some bellend in big trainers and tacky jewellery shouting about how much money he has is urban, does that mean genuine musicians and bands are rural?

I'm in a band. we're definitely not urban. Can i have some land? Why i'll build a funfair i will!
I SHALL STAND ATOP THE BARN AND ROCK.

I DO NOT FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT

And i never shall again, thank you very much.
Madonna tried to adopt me, true story. I held up a mirror and her veins turned to snakes. oh the shreiking. She attemprted to attack me using her wits, i was too quick for her. She busted out some yoga flame and i unleashed a torrent of abuse, "YOU'RE MENTAL AND YOU OLD!" I cried. She ran off to obtain another child. That's how i met beastman.

I USED TO HAVE A HAMSTER, ME. AND A CAT. I LOVED THOSE TWO.

The hamster was named mr Chuckles and the cat was named Biffy. A witch stole them from me, no,  not madonna this time (she just scratches at me windows now, dirty cow). BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE MASSIVE, MASSIVE BASTARDS THAT IS!


Some people think it's appropriate to get in the lift on the first floor to go to the second. To combat this i sometimes dress as leonidas and when the doors open, scream "SPAAAARRRTAAAAAA!!!!!" and Kick them out again. It never fails- to get me arrested!!!!!!!!!

LATER PEOPLE I LOVE YOU ALL YOU DELICIOUS HEATHENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!