MY WAR AGAINST THE MACHINES!!!!!!!!!

ROBOT TWAT!

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

PICTURED; A HERO.

WHY WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE THEN? SOME KIND OF ROBO-SHINDIG MAYBE?
WELL YOU CAN BLOODY WELL STOP, YOU TIN COMMUNIST! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.

STILL A TWAT.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

OH HE'S FUCKED NOW!

O RLY? YEAH? WELL FEEL THE POWER OF ROCK YOU MECHANICAL SHIT!!!!!!!!!! TIEM FOR TEH DANGER FOR YOU MY ODD BABYTRONIC SPOOKY COCKBEAST!!!!!!!!

LOOK INTO ITS EYES AND FEEL ITS MECHANICAL FURY.

Please? i was almost done and my song is very good. it's by these French blokes, you'd like them. Theyre a bit odd, like dressing up like robots but i'm telling you now, they make a cracking omelette. No really!

PICTURED; VICTORY AND A HAT.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME! LET'S HAVE AN ELECTRO ROBO HOEDOWN UP IN THIS THING! I WIN THIS ROUND, TIN TITS!


And that's what i did today :)

MAN THOUGHTS THE SECOND: IN WHICH THE FRACTAL CURVE MUTATES INTO A THING.

There is something in the water.
A shark.
Our Shark.

This shark is no ordainary shark. Why? Because this shark is made of predjudice, my friend.


DEADMAU5 GOOD. PEZ TELLET BAD.

Poor people listen to urban music. University students and people with decent jobs don't. If some bellend in big trainers and tacky jewellery shouting about how much money he has is urban, does that mean genuine musicians and bands are rural?

I'm in a band. we're definitely not urban. Can i have some land? Why i'll build a funfair i will!
I SHALL STAND ATOP THE BARN AND ROCK.

I DO NOT FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT

And i never shall again, thank you very much.
Madonna tried to adopt me, true story. I held up a mirror and her veins turned to snakes. oh the shreiking. She attemprted to attack me using her wits, i was too quick for her. She busted out some yoga flame and i unleashed a torrent of abuse, "YOU'RE MENTAL AND YOU OLD!" I cried. She ran off to obtain another child. That's how i met beastman.

I USED TO HAVE A HAMSTER, ME. AND A CAT. I LOVED THOSE TWO.

The hamster was named mr Chuckles and the cat was named Biffy. A witch stole them from me, no,  not madonna this time (she just scratches at me windows now, dirty cow). BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE MASSIVE, MASSIVE BASTARDS THAT IS!


Some people think it's appropriate to get in the lift on the first floor to go to the second. To combat this i sometimes dress as leonidas and when the doors open, scream "SPAAAARRRTAAAAAA!!!!!" and Kick them out again. It never fails- to get me arrested!!!!!!!!!

LATER PEOPLE I LOVE YOU ALL YOU DELICIOUS HEATHENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAN THOUGHTS THE FIRST. CAN I GET A WITNESS? POSSIBLY.

TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHT, I NOW HAS BLOG.
What to place here then? What man nuggets may i impart to you?

Well first of all i despise google now. We always got on pretty well, google and i, until this here day. Today i asked for a picture of a shark riding a unicorn out of an explosion. This is apparently a task too much for the internet. So the background jpg you see behind you will have to do.

Today i recorded a song, it was fun but also very macho. if you cannot grow a beard you are not allowed to record a song with us. Unless you are a hot girl.

Alanis Morrisette is a traitor to her country. I shall not give reasons for this, just know that it is true.

Some people bleed blood, i bleed VENGEANCE AND BEER.

I like Americans, i really do. Though they insist on using the phrase "boogeyman". This always gives me an image of a child terrified of a man in tight trousers who will not let disco die. Mother! Mother! John Travolta is under my bed!". I would put a slayer record on to rid myself of this disco survivor.

I am good at video games, this is true, but even i was unprepared for the difficulty of castlevania; lords of shadow. This thing is kicking my ass. In a good way though.

this is all i am willing to comment on for now. this is a picture i hold dear to my black, black heart.