I AM WASTED THIS BLOG HAS NO PICTURES YEAH DEVIL

THIS BLOG POST SHALL BE ALL IN BOLD I HAVE DECIDED. I SPOKE TO SOMEONE TODAY AND YES I HAVE NOTICED THAT THIS BLOG IS NO LONGER IN BOLD BUT YES IT IS IN CAPS. IS THAT NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? I SINCERELY HOPE IT IS YOU HARD TO PLEASE FUCKERS. I LONG FOR NOISE. NOT STRUCTURED MUSIC BUT SOME GUTTURAL SNARLING WEIRDNESS. STRUCTURE IS NICE AND HAS ITS PLACE BUT WHAT I WANT IS SOME CHAOTIC BUSINESS. I HAVE BECKS, BECKS IS GOOD.  NOT BECHAME THE BALL KICKER BUT BECKS THE BEER. IT SHALL BE MY DOWNFALL AND I KNOW THAT. KNOW WHAT THOUGH? *STEPS DOWN OFF STOOL AND THROWS MIC AT CHILD* I DONT CARE! LESS SHITS GIVEN AT A CONSTIPATION SUPPORT GROUP IN FIBREVILLE. I GOT A BUS TODAY. WELL I GOT 3 ACTUALLY BUT THEY WERE ALL SHIT. WIRRAL HAS NICE SEATS THOUGH, THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ARSE THEY ARE. I LIKE WOMEN BUT THEY SEEM TO ANNOY ME TOO. I AM CONSIDERING WRITING SEXIST SONGS NOW. NOT BAD SNGS BUT BLATANTLY SEXIST ONES. WHATS WRONG WITH BEING SEXY? NOTHING BUT I DIDNT MEAN THAT. MISTER BEAN? COCK, TOTAL COCK. I HATE THAT GUY. IF THATS WHAT FOREIGN PEOPLE THINK OF ENGLAND THEN I SAY WE TURN THE WHOLE PLACE INTO A CAR PARK NOW. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS A TOTAL COCK? HITLER. IF HE WAS HERE I'D PUNCH HIM SQUARE IN THE FACE. SLAP THE AUSTRIAN OUTTA HIS SELF IF YA GIT MEH. I LIKE NIRVANA AGAIN. I DONT KNOW IF THAT MEANS I AM REGRESSING TO SOME SORT OF AWKWARD TEENAGE THING BECAUSE IM HALFWAY THROUGH MY LIFE BUT HEY, LETS TAKE BETS. YOU KNOW WHEN I DIE, RIGHT? I WANT "HERE LIES GRAHAM "AWESOMESAUCE" CAMMACK. HE DIED OF THE GUSH. HE WAS INVINCIBLE BUT HES WELL DEAD THIS FELLA" ON MY TOMBSTONE. I'M SICK OF HEARING "OH ITS WHAT HE/SHE WOULD HAVE WANTED" FROM PEOPLE AFTER DEATHS. ITS SHIT. HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? CAN YOU TALK TO DEAD PEOPLE? NO. NOT EVEN BRUCE WILLIS CAN TALK TO DEAD PEOPLE YOU PRETENTIOUS SHIT. NOW I REALISE THAT THIS IS ONE LONG PARAGRAPH AND THAT MOST OF YOU WILL NOT READ THIS SO IM GOING TO STICK A PICTURE OF A SAUCY LADY HERE TO KEEP YOUR ATTENTION.

  SEE. I DELIVERED. I FIRST GOOGLED SAUCY LADY BUT GOT SOME MAD LOOKING BIRD SO FUCKED THAT OFF. THEN I GOOGLED SHITTY PORN. DONT EVER GOOGLE THAT. SERIOUSLY. IT'S WAY TOO LITERAL. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH THE JAPANESE AND OCTOPI? THEYRE AN ODD BUNCH THEM BUT I LIKE EM JHUST THE SAME AS THEY MAKE THINGS. IF YOU SEE MADE IN JAPAN ON SOMETHING ITS LIKE A SEAL OF QUALITY. UNLIKE RECORDS BY SEAL WHICH ARE FREQUENTLY POOR QUALITY. I WOULD HAPPILY PUNCH THAT FUCKER. WHATS THAT NIRVANA SONG WHERE HE SAYS LIKE "HELP MEEEEE, IM FUCKING HUNGRY" CALLED? I LIKE THAT ONE. I MIGHT MAKE A WHOLE ALBUM WHAT SOUNDS LIKE THAT AND JUST GIVE IT AWAY TO EVERYONE LIKE THAT BASTARDS OF SOUND SHITE I DID. YOU KNOW WHY I CREATED BASTARDS OF SOUND? I WANTED TO SEE IF PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY PUT UP WITH MY SHIT. IM LIKE KANYE WEST IN THAT WAY BUT INSTEAD OF BEING LOADED IM ACTUALLY PRETTY BROKE. I COULD LOVE TO GET CLOSE TO TAYLOR SWIFT LIKE BUT I'D PROBABLY JUST HAVE A SMELL OF HER. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SMELLS NICE HER. SHES SKINNY AND BLONDE AND LOOKS A BIT DIM. I LIKE GIRLS LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I LIKE GIRLS LIKE? SOMEONE I WAS TALKING TO EARLIER WHO RECKONS SHE CAN BEAT ME AT POOL. SHE FUCKING CAN'T LIKE, I LET HER WIN A WHILE BACK AND SHE RECKONS SHES ALL THAT. SOUR NEWS MISS. I WAS FAKING. SHE THOUGHT I WAS EASY THAT ONE. I MEAN I AM LIKE BUT STILL. THIS IS PROBABLY THE SHITTEST BLOG POST IVE EVER DONE. BETTER THROW IN ANOTHER PICTURE.

LOOK AT THE STATE OF THIS TIT. SHIRT BUTTONED UP? CHECK. GALLAGHER EYEBROWS? CHECK. SHIT HAIRCUT? CHECK. INFLATED SENSE OF SELF WORTH? FUCKING CHECK. I WAS UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HEAR THIS THING PLAY SONGS AND I CANT REMEMBER IT. PROBABLY BECAUSE SOME KIND OF RAPE VICTIM IVE DENIED IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. THAT PAINTING BEHIND HIM IS SHIT AN ALL. YOUKNOW WHAT? EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE IS PROPER WANK. DISAGREE ALL YOU WANT BUT THE FACT IS I CAN ONLY EXPERIENCE THINGS SUBJECTVELY THROUGH MY OWN CONSCIENCE SO AS A RESULT OF THIS IT'S ENTIRELY FUCKING POSSIBLE YOU ONLY EXIST IN MY MIND, I HOPE NOT BECAUSE CHANCES ARE I QUITE LIKE YOU BUT I MEAN, IT MIGHT BE HAPPENNING. I'VE BEEN VEGETARIAN FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS NOW. HOW BOSS IS THAT? IM WELL CHUFFED ME. IT'S 2.08 AM AND IM NOT EVEN TIRED. HOW SHIT IS THAT. IM OFF TO BED ANYWAY.